this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
