is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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