This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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