I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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