is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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