Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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