Fine. I'll sleep in my office
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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