I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
