ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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