Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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