did you get engaged???
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
