i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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