After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
