i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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