Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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