so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
