When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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