Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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