We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
