she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
