I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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