Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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