Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
