lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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