The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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