I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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