the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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