Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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