I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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