Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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