I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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