Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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