i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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