yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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