You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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