A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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