You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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