My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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