OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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