Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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