Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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