do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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