I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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