South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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