Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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