She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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