So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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