Don't you send me to vm
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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