what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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