shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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