I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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