Midget sex pt 2 tonight
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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