Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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