He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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